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ok I know I look like shit but I'd been pruning after work.....

Busted majorly

WARNING - VOMIT ALERT - do not read if you get nauseated at my constant BB Guy dramas 'cos I'm getting slightly mental about it and it's only gonna get worse.

Man I SO got busted last night. About 6pm I get this text from Blockbuster Guy - "I can't believe you went to Civic!"...um....GULP.

"...who me?" - desperately trying to figure out how he knew I'd gone to Civic for my Prison Break supply. Was he stalking ME now???

"Civic DVD in my case grrrrrr"....

Oh.... faaark.

So, I went to Civic on Tuesday as I'd watched the Prison Break DVDs and wanted another fix. I didn't want to go to Blockbuster as I still hadn't heard anything from him about the note so I was embarrassed and such. So...got a few out from Civic.

Then, when I went to play a DVD yesterday afternoon I noticed a Prison Break DVD in the player. I'd forgotten I'd already watched one of the Civic ones and assumed it was from Blockbuster, thinking I must have returned an empty case.....I hadn't. I ran in and returned it to girl at counter not realising it was the wrong f*cking DVD store.

So...busted majorly. I explained that I had gone to Civic 'cos I didn't want to stress him out and he said that I didn't stress him out (hmm...that's good). Then he enquired as to whether I'd done it on purpose. Oh yeah...I was sending him a 'message' that I'm now having it off with the Civic Guy...hahaha...idiot.

We then texted back and forth for about 3 hours. Not looking forward to my mobile bill.

The End.

I will not...

...drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk test him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him. I will not drunk text him.

To my Ex Husband

Dear Dickhead,

Hope you're having a nice Valentine's Day date with that girl you met on the internet last week. I'm having a great time at home with the screaming, fighting, feral kids you impregnated me with and were supposed to have this fortnight so I could have a fucking weekend off!!

Love Frankie

Thanks to Jeh for the link. Click HERE for yours!

Office Food Wanker

Seriously. I've friggin had enough.

I get in this morning and there's a cream sponge on my desk. I suspect office clueless male and I am right. I asked why, as he knows I am trying to lose weight, he would put a cake on my desk. "oh...it's for morning tea" smile..chuckle. Yes, dickhead, but why is it on my desk? "Well Miss Moneypenny isn't here. If she was here I'd have put it on her desk." "But why are you putting it on anyone's desk?? Why can't you put it in the fridge?" "cos it's for morning tea"...chuckle..snortle. Fuckwit.

I've had enough. Firstly, I'm not the cake cutter-up-erer for the office. Secondly he knows I'm on a diet. The only reason I can think of to why he's putting it on my desk is to make fun of me or sabotage my diet so I can be fat and unhealthy like him.

We have a small close-knit office. There's just four of us in an open area and then about four others in smaller offices outside. But, every bastard seems to have an excuse to bring food in to our work area. Especially this time of year with everyone coming back from holidays. Two workmates have brought in boxes of chocolates in the last two weeks....but they didn't put them on my desk. Of course I don't expect everyone to miss out just because I'm on ANOTHER diet but geeez....it get's ridiculous sometimes.

This particular Office Food Wanker is always bringing in muffins and cakes/biscuits for morning tea whenever he's having a meeting and even though I've repeatedly told him I am not eating crap he still offers it to me... almost like a challenge...like if he can tempt me to eat it he gets some sort of Champion Office Food Wanker medal or something. Wanker.

So, anyway, I had a bit of a go at him and he still wasn't taking me seriously and had no explanation for why he'd put it on my desk. Then one of my co-workers calls him over and tells him to be serious for a minute and asks him why he did it...seriously..why? Well Office Food Wanker didn't like that and got all narky. Then he came and stood over my desk and got all narky, so I yelled at him and told him to bugger off.

And, now the office is all 'weird vibey' and I'm shitty.

das Ende