Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Dear Man Flesh...


Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
My Man Proof Cave
Has no room for YOU.


PS - I am renovating though...call me later (555 - DATE-LESS)

11 comments:

Memphis Steve said...

I don't take up much room. In fact, I don't even live in my own house anymore.

ss2306 said...

Fuck you're funny! You make ME smile :)

Frankie said...

Memphis - the only room left is in the guinea pigs cage...

Shelley - haha I'm glad!

Kek said...

Come on, Frankie! You know you'd make room for Bradley Cooper.

By the way, I bet I saw him first ...but since I'm married, I guess it's only fair that you have him. ;)

Frankie said...

Kek - well I guess I could squeeze him in somewhere - preferably between my thighs...

Iris Flavia said...

Renovating is always good, no matter if house or heart. Good luck!

Frankie said...

Hi Iris. The heart will get there. Just a little more rehab...

Erika said...

Agree with you Shelly, def made me chuckle!

Frankie said...

:oP

Red Nomad OZ said...

Haha, that's very Dorothy Parker - one of my fave poems of hers is:

In youth it was a way I had to do my best to please
And change with every passing man to feed his fantasies
But now I know the things I know and do the things I do
And if you do not like it so - to hell, my love with you!

Frankie said...

Hi Red Nomad! hahaha love it!