Saturday, November 5, 2011

Has it come to this?


My mother called a little while ago.

She'd just finished a conversation with my uncle (her brother), who suggested that -

1.  it might help me out financially, and...
2.  it would allow her to spend more time with her grand kids, if.....

...we moved in together.


I'm beyond words.....

9 comments:

Ute said...

Run.


Run for your LIFE!!!!!!!

von LX said...

3. You could provide mom with free in-house computer tech support!

Sandra said...

DON'T DO IT FRANKIE!!!!!

Fifi said...

Ladies ....as IF! I would rather DIEEEEEEE

LX - hahahahaha shut up

Liz N said...

What Ute said :)

Fifi said...

Don't worry Liz, it's never EVER gonna happen. My family are fucking delusional!!

Ms Smack said...

That is absolutely terrifying. We need to collectively think of ideas that will get your mum off your back.

Gawd. I'd have a heart attack if my mum suggested that.

Maybe a good place is "but do you want to hear me getting nailed when I bring a dude home?"

Fifi said...

hahaha Smack, yep that's it! Luckily mum's actually not that keen. It's my pushy uncle who is. He lives quite close to her so hes always driving her to appointments and stuff. Luckily I'm quite a drive away! Although I pay nearly $500 a week in rent (my choice to live in this awesome area) so I'd save a couple of thousand a month if I moved in with mum...hmmmmm.

Bahhahahahahahahaha nah would rather have a LIFE than money.

Em said...

OMG!
Just think of all the cooking of meals she could do for you....

;-) x