Monday, March 9, 2009

Flirt Alert!!



OMG I just flirted outrageously with Blockbuster Guy. Yeah...ok......bugger it, it was on the phone but I did have a plan...
Young number one son is home from school sick and whinginess had struck by noon (though his illness had improved remarkably). He got it in his head that he HAD to watch 'Back to the Future II'. I thought I'd ring around first to save disappointment at the actual store so I called our local Blockbuster.
Blockbuster Guy answered...he's got a really nice voice - and now I know his name. We had quite a discussion about whether he had the DVD or not and he went to a lot of trouble to run around the store and see if it was on one of the shelves for sale etc. I was so incredibly witty and flirty I don't know how he could possibly NOT be like...totally in love with me.
He advised there were no copies in store but I thought I would drag my 'sick' child down there anyway so he could pick something else, and I could casually mention to Blockbuster Guy that I was in fact the highly impressive and intelligent person he had just spoken to. But, Bratboy had other plans.
My lovely little man stormed around in a mood and couldn't possibly find ANYTHING else that was anywhere near as good as Michael J Fox and a DeLorean so we had to leave immediately and go to another video store. However, it wasn't a total loss, as while I was there Blockbuster Guy did come out of his office and worship me from afar....for quite some time....*sigh*

8 comments:

KRISTIN said...

nice one Frankie! you go girl!

Witchazel said...

I am soooo jealous!!! Thats the problem with being maried... phone flirting with total strangers is banned... wel that's what I tell my Hubby anyway LOL

Frankie said...

Well a girl's gotta do something Kristin or she's getting NOTHING.

Witchazel...OMG I'm such a phone flirt. If a guy's got a sexy voice I'm a total hussy. People at work just roll their eyes in disgust. Not so confident in person though....unless I've had WAY to much to drink.

Rachael P said...

LOL LOL LOL. You are quite the women Frankie, you make me laugh so much it hurts you know. Good on you for doing that. I get embarrased when I hear a sexy voice on the other end, cant help thinking this isnt good but sometimes it is kind of funny.

Frankie said...

he he...Rach, well I get embarrassed when I see a guy in person...but I give GREAT phone.

Flea said...

Wolve wistle here! Go Frankie

Robyn said...

Frankie, this is a bit tangental to your current post, but thanks for dropping by. I have 3 things to say to you:
1. Appreciated the encouragement re quitting the dirty fags. Coming from one who's walked the dark, smelly path, it meant a heap.
2. I actually find the idea of being stalked by Fifi Dangerfield suprisingly inspiring.
3. I wonder if Harvey Norman Guy felt the same way about me as Blockbuster Guy clearly thinks about you. I just love a man with a dirty mind.

Frankie said...

Flea - he he he..I like boys.

Robyn..Hi!

No worries. I know it's a bugger. Non smokers have friggin idea how hard it is do they?

Hmmm... Harvey Norman LOL. Yep - salesman are about the only men I get to talk to these days... :( ah the single life...