Now I know I'm going to sound like a superficial cow when I say this but if you have skinny arms, no shoulders, man boobs and a big gut and the dating site gives you the body type option of a) muscular, b) fit, c) average, d) a bit overweight ...which one would you choose? Well I wouldn't fucking choose MUSCULAR that's for sure!! Geeez.
He wasn't a Man O' Wall he was all hunched over and...hulking.
Oh and he was boring and didn't even offer to pay for my coffee!!!
I don't think he was that into me either so it worked out well.
PS: Yes I'm a bitch but I bought a new shirt FUCKIT.