Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Date F.A.I.L.



Now I know I'm going to sound like a superficial cow when I say this but if you have skinny arms, no shoulders, man boobs and a big gut and the dating site gives you the body type option of a) muscular, b) fit, c) average, d) a bit overweight ...which one would you choose? Well I wouldn't fucking choose MUSCULAR that's for sure!! Geeez.

He wasn't a Man O' Wall he was all hunched over and...hulking.

Oh and he was boring and didn't even offer to pay for my coffee!!!

I don't think he was that into me either so it worked out well.

The end.

PS: Yes I'm a bitch but I bought a new shirt FUCKIT.

21 comments:

Friday said...

Ugh... sounds pretty bad.

babes, you're gonna have to try a different way to meet the men folk. I reckon you should just get out more and meet them in funky places.

Its hard hey?

xx

Frankie said...

Yeah I was totally over the internet dating thing back in November last year, but the two dates I've had this year were guys I met online back then and hadn't 'met' in real life yet. Now that I've gotten them out of the way I won't be doing it again. I don't even go on there for a look anymore. I'm just going to do stuff I like doing and will hopefully bump into someone by accident x

Lisa said...

Oh God Frankie. He sounds awful. Love the hunchback reference. At least the real hunchback was interesting. He rang bells with his head and stuff.

And you have a new shirt!! So that's good really.

xx

Raechelle said...

Dang...that sucks.

I'm feelin' for ya hon, I really am!

Em said...

holy shit batman! what happened to his body between those photos and now? oh dear.
Yeah I agree go meet them out there in the big wide world....sounds like you need a gal's night out at some awesome bar with cocktails and wine and fun times and maybe some random flirtatious moments with men....I'd love to take you out :D xx

LizN said...

What a let down :) Man boobs don't do it for me either...

Vix said...

Stupid men. You have just reinforced my decision NOT to go on the dating sites. They tell you they are a Man'O'Wall, they string you along for ages for you to build up this Man'O'Wall image in your head, and then BAM! Man boobs and big gut. I think I'm just gonna become a nun. You in?

Hilary said...

Oh crap! I dont blame you for being over it, sounds like more trouble than its worth...

Hilary xx

Frankie said...

Yes Lisa I do have a nice new shirt. No joke he WAS a hunchback.

Thanks Raechelle. It was awful :o(

Em I hadn't seen a photo of him apart from the neck up. And even that was dodgy. He said his friends say he looks 35..ummm.what friends? The visually impared ones!!?? He most definitely looked his 49 years. Geeez...I wonder why I go out with younger guys.

Oh Liz I know I'm no Jen Hawkins but at least all my bits are where they should be, even if somewhat MORE of them. But MOOOOBS? That's just not right. Couldn't go there..no way.

Yeah don't do it Vicki. My theory is that all the good ones were there a few years ago when it first was popular (I went out with a few nice ones and stupidly rejected them). Now there's only the dregs . There's guys on there who were there when I first registered...8 years ago..who still have the SAME photo up there. Nuns? I'm in!

It is Hilary. Luckily I have my gorgeous babies so I don't actually NEED a man..I just WANT one (at least I thought I did).

nwtrunner said...

Well, there's probably not much he can do about some aspects of appearance (lying about it doesn't help!), but he definitely should be able to at least try to be something other than boring and to pay for a coffee for goodness sake! So much for Wall O'Man I guess but hey - you got a new shirt! :-)

Frankie said...

Hey Alasdair. He looks how he looks. But I answered his "ad" on the dating site, given FALSE information about his appearance. Did he think I wouldn't notice? LIke SWG who was 5'7 but said he was 5'11..grrrr. No more for me!

Em said...

oh shit, i think i've gotten confucked in the head and was possibly thinking of oil rig guy?
oops...
oh gawd.

Frankie said...

haha yes you were Em! he had/has a great bod! (I've stalked him on facebook!). Don't worry, someone at work thought I was talking about him too hahaha

Em said...

hehehe oh dear well i take all my predate comments back then! and no wonder he was hulking out of his dacks. lol!

Kerry W said...

I'm with ya babe...definitely gotta have broad shoulders, tight butt, and definitely NO MAN BOOBS or BEER GUTS! Oh...and I love men with well developed forearms and veins popping out...lol...

hmmm...seems like I'm shallow too!

Yeah...and go the FUCKIT! t-shirt! :P

Frankie said...

Kerry no hahaha I didn't buy a shirt that said FUCKIT. LOL! I bought a new shirt for the date...and it was wasted on HIM...fuck it!

Kate said...

I was listening to Triple J this morn and they were discussing this 'cougar' phenomenon. (Yes, I am slow on the uptake) There seems to be an idea that all us over 35 yo single women are only interested in casual sex with younger men. All the men our age seem to think we will be their nurse maids in their twilight years. Hello? Anyone ask US what we want and need? Frankie, Friday and I, we should set up a parliamentary inquiry into 'cougar' women and their needs. Then the govt will have no choice but to provide us with hunky men who do not lie.

Frankie said...

Great idea Kate...except that all the parliamentarians are grumpy old men in their twilight years...he he

Kate said...

No, Frankie. They PROVIDE us with the men. It isn't them they have to provide, but a new batch of thinking, yet subordinate, Wall'O'Man.

Pip said...

Hey Frankie,

Bummer this one didn't work out, - you will find a top man somewhere somehow sometime soon I reckon!

I met my BF off a dating site. When I was looking at those options of how to describe my body outta *muscular *fit
*slim *average *a few extra pounds
I'm afraid I chose *fit! With a BMI over 25 and a body fat level over 30% maybe that was the wrong option but I thought 'stuff it'! I wouldn't lie about height or age but.

Kitty said...

what a cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunt