Friday, December 17, 2010

A conversation with my mother

So, my mother is one of my Facebook friends.  Don't ask me how this happened.  It just DID.

Anyways, she's hardly ever on there but when she is she stalks me. 

Bams and I loved to muck around on Facebook before we met and we still enjoy having a laugh on there but things can get a little...naughty.

Those of you that read Bams' blog may be familiar with his post on having laser hair removal on his gonads.  That's all I'm going to say really.

The following are excerpts from actual conversations that took place over a couple of days.  Only the names have been changed to protect the.....whatever.

Facebook - Frankie's Status Update (in part) -


Frankie - I wish I'd not come in.  Work sucks big hairy balls today (more than usual)

Bams - Well my goal is to make sure you never have to suck big or hairy balls again!  And I'm doing my bit!!

Lara Croft - Get a room!

Conversation the next evening at my mum's for dinner with the kids -

Mum - Were you and Bams talking about rambutans on Facebook yesterday?

Frankie - Sorry...what?

Mum - Rambutans, the fruit.  You were talking about sucking hairy balls.  That's what we called rambutans back in Ceylon.

Alex - *spits food out of nose*

The end.


KatieP said...

ha ha
I love your facebook banter with Bams -- you should save it and publish a book
PS I read the laser post to Duckfish (who has had his facial hair done OMG his face is so smooth and kissable ... sorry got distracted) but as yet, he is yet to take up the challenge. I suspect though that I shouldn't even be telling you this because you're going to meet him.
Arrgghh - just forget everything I just said :)

Frankie said...

oh yay Katie I can't wait!!

lastchancetraining said...

Frankie, that's gold :)


Kek said... your Mum an innocent or was she having a sly dig?

Adding family as FB friends has created a whole new avenue of social embarrassment.

There's years worth of psychotherapy for me just from reading my son's status updates.

Frankie said...

Yep Liz. My mum is a crack up (without meaning to be).

Kek...she was serious. She is quite clueless!

Kerry W said...

Bwahahahahaha...priceless! :P

Frankie said...

Kerry I could write a whole other blog on 'shit my mum does not understand'

Magda said...

OMG hilarious!!