So I have a stat counter. It can tell me a lot.
I love seeing all the little country flags pop up showing people from all over the world landing here, some by accident, some not.
I'm not obsessive about it, it's a public blog, but I do notice if something unusual shows up. Sometimes it's a 'trawler' who's going back through all my old posts. I don't mind trawlers at all. I have lots of old posts I am proud of and it's great when they are discovered by someone new to The Fifi Dangerfield Files.
Bams reckons I'm a stalker stalker. I'm not. Well.....ok, maybe I am. Ok seriously, if I wasn't in my current job I would be probably be working for ASIO. I admit it, I'm pretty fucking good. I'm an analyst by nature. I can take information and find the patterns. It's my thing. I also found it very useful when I was studying.
Anyways....
I just had to laugh on the weekend when I saw several hits on The Man Flesh Files in 'search' mode. They searched for the following....in this order - 'size', 'sex', 'cock, 'dick', 'penis'. You know who you are.....I don't!
Curious, I did the same search, and here are the results.
SIZE - several results....mostly to do with the SIZE of my arse or the SIZE of my jeans.
SEX - a few more results...mostly to do with my LACK of it.
COCK - zero results
DICK - zero results
PENIS - zero results
Yes I am happy to announce that over the last two years I have not mentioned cock, dick OR penis once. It's not been by any means intentional....I was quite surprised myself!
However if they were to search VAGINA.....
Oh fuck it. Now I've said ALL of them.
Oh fuck it. Now I've said ALL of them.
7 comments:
Now you're going to attract the REAL perverts, Frankie...
It's always entertaining to see what Google search strings led people to your blog. I've found the weirdest things and scratch my head wondering how THAT came up with my blog as a match.
And now you've mentioned cock, dick, and penis, you can no longer say you've never mentioned cock, dick, or penis!
If one of my cats is reading your blog can you track him down for me please...
hahah yeah I've had some beauties Kek. One was 'young man watches mum masturbate in shower' ummmm?
bams..yes dear.
fingers - yes I've done some research and there were some searches for "furry" and 'pussy" on here this wee.. Wasn't sure, but when they also searched for 'cunt'...I knew it was your boys. Will keep you informed. It looked like they were headed over to Kitty's....
LOL!!!! You are classic Frankie, how funny! I have done that too, but what a weird thing to search. You do have a very intriguing and interesting, amusing and entertaining blog. So keep it up and let the perverts find you, who cares :)
Have an awesome Christmas Frankie xoxo
haha thanks Kristin. You have a fantastic Christmas and New year also! xxx
You have a wonderful holiday too Frankie! xoxo
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