So here’s the gos'.
Last Thursday - Mr Canuck did not call.
Tuesday - Mr Canuck did call.
Tuesday - We agreed on Sunday morning coffee this coming weekend.
Wednesday - Went to my cousin's birthday party, thinking I look gorgeous in my new dress.
Thursday - Saw photo of me from said birthday party, had a total freak out, told him I was a fatty boomba and cancelled our date.
Thursday - He texts me the equivalent of War and Peace and now we ARE having coffee again ('cos he's not a shallow wanker like me).