Me: I saw 'Bruno' today.
Mum: Yes I was thinking of seeing that one myself.
Me: I think you'll like it. I thought it was better than 'Borat', much funnier.
Mum : I didn't like 'Borat'. Do you think Bruno is really gay?
Me: He's not gay mum.
Mum: Are you sure? He looks and talks very gay.
Me: Mum, he's not gay, he's married to Isla Fisher and has a kid.
Mum: No, Borat is married to Isla Fisher....