Oh my god, where-to-start? I'm still laughing.
Ok, so I went to see Terminator Salvation with a few friends this morning. The cinema is beside a big shopping complex and after the movie (which was awesome by the way....but not as awesome as the new Star Trek movie of course), me and two of my buddies, let's call them Ghandi (actually now I've decided to call him Mowgli) and Lara Croft, decided to have a quick bite to eat before we left.
So, we're walking through the mall towards the food hall when who should come skulking along but BB Idiot! He was coming straight for us. At precisely that moment everything went into slow motion...much like in one of the Matrix movies.
I was busy walking along, chatting away to my friends about how this was the first Friday movie during which I hadn't got a text from the loser, when I spot him. He was busy texting someone and when he looked up - I didn't know what the hell to do. I didn't have time to pull out my phone and show him that picture of me giving him the finger so I just pulled a face. Fuck I'm a dickhead. Seriously, the face I pulled was like one of those little bitches on Mean Girls, but when they're like - 12. I look over at Lara Croft and she's pointing her finger at him with her mouth WIDE open. She doesn't know him from a bar of soap but I'd shown her his profile on RSVP and she recognised him straight away (the Blockbuster t-shirt was a bit of a giveaway too). Mowgli however, was oblivious. So I'm freaking out, Lara Croft is freaking out, Mowgli is wondering why we are freaking out and BB Idiot is probably wishing he'd not taken a lunch break today at all. I didn't notice how he reacted to it all but Lara Croft assured me he saw BOTH of us and looked kinda...well, embarrassed and somewhat disturbed (at least that's what I got from her re-enactment of his facial expression at the time). Mowgli said - "He didn't look as big as you described him". Lara Croft said - "He didn't look as tall as you described him", and I said - "Jeez....I remember him being a lot better looking last week". I don't think I've laughed so much in my life. We discussed the event ad nauseum until I ended up laughing so much I was crying, and peeing my pants was gonna be next. Gawd it was frikkin' hilarious. It's moments like those, that I totally love being...me. So, I guess I'm going to run into him from time to time as he is a local. It doesn't bother me too much but I think it probably bothers him, especially when it's not only me but my nutty friends he has to deal with.
Oh well....that'll teach him to crap in his own backyard...