The other day, people were making fun of me on Facebook 'cos when us girls said what colour bra we were wearing, my answer was 'beige'. Yes! I do own a lot of flesh coloured undies and bra's cos I wear a lot of white. That's it. It's not like I don't own any other colour. So....my date last weekend...
As much as I wanted to get lucky, I didn't actually think I would. I was wearing quite a light coloured dress and thought I should wear my 'nude' coloured undies. It's not like they are fucking wranger stranglers...they were bikinis. I thought they were quite acceptable.
Anyway, somewhere around the 7 hour mark of our date Social Worker Guy and I ended up on my bed in a state of semi-undress.
Here is a transcript of the conversation that ensued.
SWG: Your nanna called. She wants her undies back.
Fifi: Go fuck yourself Mr "look at me I'm so cool with my pierced nipples"
SWG: So...does that mean I should cancel the reception?
The end.
9 comments:
bahahahhahahahaha!
god thats hilarious!
he..he..he..got yourself a fiesty one there...lol... :P
...nothing wrong with beige or white...that's the only colour bra I wear. I don't own a black one....or red one...ahhhhh...who cares...f*&k em!
Oh, I really love this dude's sense of humour! Have to admit I'm logging in all the time just to check on updates Frankie!!!
Hey, I put "sensible beige" on my FB too - for the same reason as you. Yep, black undies under white tops are definitely NOT for the over 30's.
He sounds like lots of fun - I'd keep him for a while!!
Carolyn xx
yep he has my stamp of approval miss frankie!! hehe he's bloody hilarious!
Yeah I just remembered it today when I was talking to someone about my new undies I bought (ok we'd had a few drinks LOL)
He IS pretty fiesty Kerry, but so a I!
Yep Carolyn, that's what first attracted me to him when we were just emailing. As soon as I spoke to him on the phone I was hooked. Even if it doesn't work out it's been lots of fun :o)
And he's cute too Vicki!
I think I did put beige on as well because flesh colour would sound so wrong.
haha...cute!
okay, he's a cutie. a sense of humour that's as sexy as hell... which means he's also intelligent, which is also sexy. And he's sensitive, 'cause he knows how to use his wit tastefully. What a frickin' hottie.
hahaha, yeah flea NUDE woulda sounded funny too!
Hee hee I know Raechelle!
Robyn it was his brains and humour that attracted me right at our first phone call back in November. *sigh* getting worried he'll never ask me out for another date though!
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