I just happened to be perusing an internet dating site and guess who I found.........BLOCKBUSTER GUY!!
FAARRRRKKKKK!!!!! He IS separated and has shared custody of his kids. He's looking for someone who likes to keep fit though, I'm gonna have to pull my finger out. So basically when he was married I was slim and now he's single I'm fat. That worked out well didn't it?
Don't quite know what to do now so I think I'll just sit here and stare longingly at his photo.
Oh crap..a thing just popped up saying he was looking at MY profile. Lucky I have no photo.
Oooops.....I accidentally sent him a contact request cos I was going to try and chat with him but couldn't figure out how...and now he'll probably reject me cos I've got no photo. What am I doing????? I really wanted to test out my "Hi Blockbuster Guy" line on him...damn...
Gawd....how old am I? 15?
Hmmmm...number one son reckons it doesn't look like him. But he's lying down so he looks different....shit...what if it's not him? No...it's him.....oh fuck.
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Frankie, you have just had me cracking up!!!
Thats great he's available!! Just go for it, click on and send anything you can, lifes to short!
I bet it feels good to be 15 again :)
Shar x
Shar! You should have been HERE, I was nearly wetting my pants with excitement!
lol - hahhahahah
You are one crazy chick - thats hilarious!
isn't 'likes to keep fit' dating-site code for 'i want a thin one'??
anyway, you are fucking gorgeous and that cancels out the odd stray kilo here and there. guys don't care about some extra badonkadonk when you've got an above-average head.
it's man-law.
i say go for it. stalk that fucker down and get into his knickers.
there is nothing more weight-loss inspiring than chasing down a new shag babes.
do it.
LOL Frankie! Ditto to all of the above-go for it! But I wanna see what he looks like-you should post his profile or something-is that legal? I don't see why not...
OH. MY. GOD.
How much more universal lining up of cosmic crap do you need !!!!
Take action - NOW !
Jeh I know, I AM crazy. I've gone and had a mind snap and now I don't know if I get go back!
Kitty - yes....most men think they like them slim but they like whatever they can get their hands on mostly. He checks me out enough whenever I stalk *cough* SEE him so now that I know he's single it's just a matter of deciding whether I want to stalk him in person or on the net....decisions, decisions....
Raechelle. hmm....thinking. Maybe I'll do one of those photos with the eyes blacked out.. The photo doesn't look that much like him. Maybe...
Nicole....I can't take action now because I can't even wear any nice clothes (or sexy underwear for that matter) none of them fit!!! I'll just pop round the vid store a bit more and do some hair flicking to keep him interested until I'm ready to pounce... he he like a COUGAR..oh, yeah and he's 7 years younger than me...
haha... that's awesome! love it Frankie! go for it babe! i'm so excited for you!
hehe Thanks Kristin. Just knowing he's single is GREAT. Need to stalk.....
Frankie you are fucking hilarious!! I am sitting at work killing myself laughing and getting some very odd looks from members...hehe
You will have to keep us posted re: contact... ;)
YOU GO GIRL!!
he he...yes that's why I try not to read blogs at work!
Yes just did an updated post! I'm going to make such a dick of myself I can just tell...
Oh this is so funneeee, I'm so glad for you!!!
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