I just happened to be perusing an internet dating site and guess who I found.........BLOCKBUSTER GUY!!
FAARRRRKKKKK!!!!! He IS separated and has shared custody of his kids. He's looking for someone who likes to keep fit though, I'm gonna have to pull my finger out. So basically when he was married I was slim and now he's single I'm fat. That worked out well didn't it?
Don't quite know what to do now so I think I'll just sit here and stare longingly at his photo.
Oh crap..a thing just popped up saying he was looking at MY profile. Lucky I have no photo.
Oooops.....I accidentally sent him a contact request cos I was going to try and chat with him but couldn't figure out how...and now he'll probably reject me cos I've got no photo. What am I doing????? I really wanted to test out my "Hi Blockbuster Guy" line on him...damn...
Gawd....how old am I? 15?
Hmmmm...number one son reckons it doesn't look like him. But he's lying down so he looks different....shit...what if it's not him? No...it's him.....oh fuck.