Ok so BB Guy took me to dinner Saturday night. Had a lovely time etc etc etc..........( he he...ok insert *mind blowing sex* HERE). Fast forward and we're both in my bed all snug and warm in my new flannelette sheets. Then he asks "Am I allowed to sleep over?". FAAAAARRRRKKKK!
Um..that would be NO. I felt like I needed to give him some sort of explanation so I mumbled something about it freaking me out (the whole frikkin' thing is freaking me out). He asked if it was because he was "The Blockbuster Guy" (aw diddums). I told him of course not and that it was just because I haven't had anyone over for a sleepover in a LONG time. I told him that I also felt like I hardly knew him as he doesn't give away much about himself and seemed a little secretive about stuff. He agreed that he was and understood. Then I started waffling on a bit cos I had PMS and was a little emotional.....until I realised he'd frikkin' fallen asleep! And not just light napping, like-a-log. A big warm, cuddly log in my bed. Bugger it...I decided to just go to sleep...but sleep was not what I got. Not only did he snore VERY loudly but there was this other noise..something I've never heard before, kinda like a werewolf impaled on a stake and being gnawed on by vampires...ya know what I mean? ..gawd it was awful. I elbowed him in the spine a few times and tried to make him roll over but it kept coming back. Jeeezuzzzzz! So, attempted to sleep for a while. A couple of hours later he woke up, realised he'd fallen asleep and got dressed to leave. He was quite sweet and apologised as he wanted to respect my wishes so he kissed me and left. There. I know..boring shit but it was weird and freaky for me and now I don't know what I'm doing. I'm really really not good at this. I could tell he was a little hurt. In the morning I kinda wished he was here to sit on my couch and have a cuppa. Breathe Frankie.....breathe.
11 comments:
This is definitely out of my league!
Sounds really like a likeable guy to me....
Hehehehe...well, hmmmmm....he seems nice enough-but snoring on the first sleepover is a bit of a put off...I think hubby waited at least a month LOL!
Oh nosss how hard, I don't do sleepovers too weird for me atm....
Re: snoring, I had drunk sex on a date once and snored so loud afterwards he was turned off and told me so lmaooooooooo
Ah wells, you win some you lose some.
You can always get ear plugs if he stays again?
Kerry! OMG it's totally out of MY league!!!
Pizza Gal...yep he is *sigh*
Raechelle, yeah I wish I hadn't found out so early. My ex was a snorer and it's been such a relief to sleep in silence for 8 years!!
Hahaa Miss Katie, I haven't snored when drunk but I do say weird stuff in my sleep. Yeah..the sleeping over is TOO much. Dunno.. what am I doooiiiinnnnggg!
Sorry Frankie but I'd lose him...
There is NOTHING worse than sleeping (or not sleeping as the case may be) with a snorer!!
xx
Yeah I know Friday. It was awful living with a snorer...or maybe he was just awful. But BB Guy is lovely and I've been single for EIGHT YEARS. So..I'm gonna take all things into consideration ;)
You could always buy some sexy ear muffs....
hehe....yeah I wonder if I can get some to match my sexy fur handcuffs...
I like him! I hardly know this guy but snoring and looks comes last in my books when he is respectful towards you and well mannered! Thats what makes relationships count. Imagine a non snorer who is a prick!
I suggest enjoy and get to know him well before making judgements and who knows he might not snore every night or your pillows were to low etc etc, he could've been very tired etc etc LOL
Give him a go if you feel safe and comfortable with him. Nothing beats good company either and remember to always find the humour in things, no one is perfect!
Those who want perfect will stay single for ever.
Hope it helps :-)
Hi Flea. Yeah, don't worry I won't ditch him just for snoring. Although, might not be my call as things are a little quiet since the weekend, he's definitely backing off a little. It's all too hard.
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